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"Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"We put the fun back into dysfunctional"
"Rock bands are such pussies, you know? I honestly think that people are looking for something that's more than just a piece of shit"
"The one thing that's always stuck with us is that we're crazy mother fuckers."
"History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly."
"I kind of became everyone's weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
"You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?"
"If someone falls down please pick them back up. Just because there's not a fuckin' camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to lookout for each other."
"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it."
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"Do you wanna have sex and get married?"
"Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball."
"Punk is dead to anyone who didn't get it in the first place"
"Stand the fuck up! This isn't a fucking coldplay show!"
"My goal is to be one of the biggest bands in the world, and I have never been bashful about saying that."
"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?"
"What has two thumbs, speaks French, and likes blowjobs? *points thumbs at himself* Moi."
"It's MISTER American Idiot to you..."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!"
"Woodstock was about the closest thing to anarchy I've ever seen in my whole life, and I didn't like it."
"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade"
"We put the fun back into dysfunctional"
"Rock bands are such pussies, you know? I honestly think that people are looking for something that's more than just a piece of shit"
"The one thing that's always stuck with us is that we're crazy mother fuckers."
"History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly."
"I kind of became everyone's weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
"You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?"
"If someone falls down please pick them back up. Just because there's not a fuckin' camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to lookout for each other."
"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it."
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"Do you wanna have sex and get married?"
"Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball."
"Punk is dead to anyone who didn't get it in the first place"
"Stand the fuck up! This isn't a fucking coldplay show!"
"My goal is to be one of the biggest bands in the world, and I have never been bashful about saying that."
"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?"
"What has two thumbs, speaks French, and likes blowjobs? *points thumbs at himself* Moi."
"It's MISTER American Idiot to you..."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!"
"Woodstock was about the closest thing to anarchy I've ever seen in my whole life, and I didn't like it."
"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade"
These are some quotes from Billie Joe most of them are too danm funny 
so you'll have a good time reading these one 
so you'll have a good time reading these one © 2010 - 2024 awsomeworld125
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Gotta love Billie Joe!!!